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[Sep. 2nd, 2004|03:30 am]
badmoms_badkids

badmoms_badkids

[mjwilliamson]
A mother's wish-list

I want to.....

-wake up on my own. No alarm, no child asking for breakfast.

-buy a box of sweet cereal, (honeycomb, pebbles, etc) and actually be able to eat a bowl of it.... no wait.... ALL of it.

-eat candy for breakfast, because I don't have to set an example.

-have Bailey's in my morning coffee

-Shower when I WANT one, and have first dibs on the hot water.

-find my shampoo and conditioner just as full as it was, the last time I used it; not find the bottle full of water.

-not have to use the damp towel, in an effort to cut down on the laundry.

-make it through ONE cup of hot coffee, while it's hot, and not have to nuke it 4 times, just to get to the bottome of the cup.

-skip lunch, because I'M not hungry

-go to the store, just to buy a mocha, without having to take the diaper bag, the stroller, the 5 extra blankets, the bottle, the soother, the diapers, the wipes, the rattles, the rain cover FOR the stroller, the barney book, an extra pair of pants for the 2 year old, just in case, the barney book, the barbie, the extra jackets.....

- survive ONE day, without a single chocolate cookie smear on my pants at toddler height, macaroni stuck between my toes, spit up on my shirt, or an embarassing wet circle of milk on my chest.

- eat sweet cereal for supper

-control the remote

-not injure my feet on lego, barbie shoes, or dinky cars

-make a fattening snack, guilt free, and not have to share, or make enough for everyone.

-find my linen closet the same way I left it, where no one has deemed it a perfect hide and go seek spot.... minus all the pesky towels and sheets.

-have a nap.

-not have to smell pee..... just for ONE day.
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[User Picture]From: mjwilliamson
2004-09-02 07:02 pm (UTC)
you've got one that does the toilet roll thing too???

ARGH!!! it's MADDENING!!
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[User Picture]From: liamsmadre
2004-09-02 07:06 pm (UTC)
yeah and it was the good soft stuff too! BRAND new! I guess if we had too,
we could make a million spit wads with it, and peg our annoying resident manager
downstairs... ummmmm
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[User Picture]From: mjwilliamson
2004-09-02 07:58 pm (UTC)
SPIT WADS!!!

.... we should save 'em until the next time our kids are on the other side of the room, being bad... a spit wad in the head.... that, in theory might work like a spray bottle with a cat!!
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[User Picture]From: liamsmadre
2004-09-03 03:23 am (UTC)
ummm that's a good idea.

can you add that my kid put my hairbrush in the toilet also today.

had to add to my list

- a day of no crying, until your dad gets home and bam, you ask for things I have already
said no too, and the buckets come out in the dozen for your tears. aaaaakajaahaha!
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[User Picture]From: mjwilliamson
2004-09-03 05:28 am (UTC)
No kidding! that's terrible. My kids do the SAME thing...

makes you want to bang your head against the wall!!
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